Hey, holiday enthusiasts! 🌸
April is just around the corner, and that means it’s time for another wild and whimsical edition of Incredibly Strange & Completely Random Holidays! This month, we’re diving deep into the world of fools, flowers, and festive chaos—with a special spotlight on all things pink (phlox) and Aphrodite!
Cover Reveal & A Not-So-Subtle Plea to the Amazon Gods
I’m really hoping that Amazon doesn’t reject this cover like they did with March (seriously, what was their problem with it? 🤦♀️). But for now, here’s the original—in all its quirky, holiday-loving glory! Fingers crossed it makes it through without any red tape.
What’s Inside?
This month’s edition is packed with some of the most absurdly delightful celebrations you never knew you needed:
🌊 Dodge a splash during Thailand’s Songkran Water Festival—a holiday where getting drenched is basically a national pastime.
🍻 Raise a glass for National Beer Lovers Day (because what’s a quirky holiday guide without a bit of liquid cheer?).
🦖 Unleash your inner paleontologist on National Velociraptor Awareness Day (because you never know when you’ll need to outrun one).
📡 Decode the origins of Morse Code Day—because sometimes, dots and dashes are way cooler than emojis.
🔥 Embrace the mystical energy of Walpurgis Night, where witches, bonfires, and folklore collide in a spectacular way.
And of course, so much more—because April is absolutely bursting with offbeat, random, and completely necessary reasons to celebrate.
Fun Facts, Festive History & Seasonal Recipes
Expect a mix of history, humor, and a dash of deliciousness with some April-inspired recipes to try out. Whether you’re here for the bizarre trivia, the unexpected traditions, or just an excuse to throw an impromptu holiday party—this edition has something for everyone.
So, keep an eye out! It’s currently in the queue, and as soon as Amazon gives it the green light (please, Amazon gods, be kind), it’ll be ready to brighten up your April with laughter, curiosity, and a touch of the bizarre. 🌸
Stay weird,
Jen Sequel
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